Who says SigEps only think about parties? Here is the answer to the burning question "What happens when your iPhone stopwatch hits 1000 hours?".
If you go to the link be sure to scroll down and read the comments. They are, well, "less than charitable." So much so that we are hard pressed to add anything new.
If you know the chapter please leave a comment so this guy gets all the credit he deserves.
Clips: What happens when the iPhone's stopwatch runs for 1,000 hours