Friday, February 08, 2008

A "teddy bare" party, perhaps?

University of Arizona's finest are on the job. A lady in distress trumps a fight, apparently. But where are the pictures?
The Tucson Police Department contacted the University of Arizona Police Department after noticing four intoxicated students in Highland Avenue Parking Garage, 1240 N. Highland Ave., Saturday.

A TPD officer had been on his way to a reported fight when he saw a parked vehicle on the east side of the garage. He saw a female student behind the trunk of the car dressed only in a pink teddy and black high heels.

A second female student was unconscious and two male students were attempting to place her in the vehicle.
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The unconscious student's friends said she was intoxicated and had been walking with them to a party on campus from Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity house, 1420 N. Vine Ave., when she fell.

She hit her face on the ground, chipping her front tooth and getting scrapes and bruises.
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The scantily clad female student said she did not have any alcohol to drink, but she had bloodshot eyes and the smell of alcohol on her breath.

All three were cited for being underage with spirituous liquor in the body.
Her mother would be so proud. ("Spiritous"???)

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